1. I prefer grits.
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  2. Like a lizard, a scorpion can shed its tail to escape an enemy. Unlike a lizard, a scorpion's rectum is in its tail, so if it loses it, it can no longer poop. A few months after shedding its tail, a scorpion will die of fecal infection. Shitty fact, but true.
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  3. Shit happens. Or doesn't.
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  4. No shit...
  5. That is just shitty
  6. For nearly 70 years the planet Uranus was named George.
  7. George, my ass...I mean your anus.
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  8. Egyptians