No that would be being married to my wife

At the 2018 Masters Jason Day sunk his shot into a spectator's beer.

Alcohol abuse...

I believe the guy finished his beer then gave him the ball back. Not sure how you play it as it lies from a solo cup though. @TerryP ?

Unless the guy was on the playing course the ball would have been out of bounds. A one stroke penalty and a drop at the nearest spot to where the ball left the course. But golf has so many arcane rules so I really don't know.

The gallery is not o.b.

Pretty sure the guy finished his beer but don't know how they proceeded. Don't think a penalty was applied.

It was said of major league pitcher Gaylord Perry, a notoriously bad hitter, "They'll put a man on the moon before he hits a home run. On July 20th, 1969, shortly after Apollo 11 touched down on the moon, Perry hit his first and only home run,

A pound of potato chips costs 200 times more than a pound of potatoes.

June 1st is National Doughnut Day. Shaq tells us where to get them for free.
Check out @SHAQ’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/1001478353491283968?s=09

AutoZone was initially supposed to be auto shack. That was until radio shack threatened them with a law suit.

Later, radio shack had a section of there store labeled something zone.

AutoZone then sued them.