Im driving on an interstate right now with nothing better to do. The reason may not be for a runway but 1 in 5 is damn sure a fact.

Andre Aggasi hated tennis

The ancient Egyptians treated wounds effectively with moldy bread, which my have had an effect similar to penicillin

My daughter is in nursing school and just told me this one.
Gerbiling- the term use for the activity that involves tying a string to a gerbil. Sticking a piece of tubing up your ass and forcing the gerbil to enter your rectum for sexual pleasure. happy trails y'all!

I hear ya. There are stretches of I 10 in southwest La. where you could land a fleet of planes and the only thing you'd disturb is a little grass in the median.

If you read the Game of Thrones series this is a frequent treatment there too. I wonder if George RR Martin got the idea from the Egyptians?

Probably only when he lost to Pete Sampras

No, he hated it all the time. At least he said so in his book.

It's just cheaper to build straight roads.

And he smoked crack or something right?

Well sure. I can't see why they would make it curve just for shit and grins.

Yep, he was on the pipe for a while. Actually pissed hot but his "handlers" took care of it and it never got reported. Really was a good book.