1. Seagull wine is a traditional Inuit liquor made by fermenting a dead seagull in a bottle of water.
  2. Leonrdo Da Vinci wrote everything in reverse, You have to use a mirror to read his notebooks. He may have done this to dissuade theft of his ideas
  3. The traditional Dutch sport of fierljeppen involves vaulting over canals on 40 foot poles
  4. Eli is smarter than Peyton. Eli scored 37 on the Wonderlic test given to all players at the NFL Combine. Peyton scored 28. The only perfect score of 50 was achieved by former Cincinnati Bengal punter Pat McAnelly. McAnelly was a Harvard graduate
  5. I got a 51.
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  6. The sun's core is so hot that a section the size of a pinhead would kill people 160 Km away
  7. Despite the fact that nobody has ever seen me or Superman together at the same time, I am not Superman
  8. Bubba Watson said that if he won the Masters he was going to let his caddy pick the food for his Masters Champions Dinner. Bubba's caddy, J. Ted Scott, is from Opelousas. Scott said that there would be a crawfish boil.

    Watson celebrated his victory at a Waffle House where he left a $148 tip. Liberals are enraged that Bubba took his family to Waffle House

    http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2...bba_watson_hit_waffle_house_after_masters_win
  9. Latoya Jackson is Michael in drag.
  10. And your amps go to 11.