Little Known Facts

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bengal B, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Alaskan King Crabs are not true crabs . . . they are crab-like decapod crustaceans.
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Aztec children were punished by being held over burning chili peppers. The smoke would burn their eyes
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    The toilet in the American part of the International Space Station cost $19 Million

    It didn't say how much the Russian toilet costs but I hope they're not sneaking into ours and stealing the gold fixtures and smelling it up with vodka vomit.
     
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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Talkin' bout my g-g-g-generation. Could this be the problem?

    The Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab, a 1950's science kit for children, contained genuine radioactive uranium, polonium and a geiger counter
     
  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    To use an old Top 40 Radio Disc Jockey phrase The Hits Just Keep on Coming. I don't have a link for this because I just read it in one of those free magazines they have everywhere.

    California Jogger Who Runs in Phallic Patterns

    Claire Wyckoff, a California copywriter and comedian has spent the last few month running penis shaped routes on her Nike + GPS app. Other shapes Wyckoff has run include a Corgi, a middle finger and an attempt at George Washington that Wyckoff said ended up looking more like a Mennonite The winner of the GPS art, of course, is the five mile penis.
     
  7. wjray

    wjray .-.. ..- -.- .

    See, the chicks have been lying to dudes. Size does matter.
     
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  8. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    Didn't Belushi drop that one shortly after/before "did we give up after the germans bombed pearl harbor"?
     
  9. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

    Any woman who says it doesn't is giggling inside to the guy she's saying it to.
     
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  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    Especially when they ask "How does this look" or "do I look fat in this" yeah, tell me size doesn't matter after one of those fucking traps!
     
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