Aztec children were punished by being held over burning chili peppers. The smoke would burn their eyes

The toilet in the American part of the International Space Station cost $19 Million

It didn't say how much the Russian toilet costs but I hope they're not sneaking into ours and stealing the gold fixtures and smelling it up with vodka vomit.

Talkin' bout my g-g-g-generation. Could this be the problem?

The Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab, a 1950's science kit for children, contained genuine radioactive uranium, polonium and a geiger counter

To use an old Top 40 Radio Disc Jockey phrase The Hits Just Keep on Coming. I don't have a link for this because I just read it in one of those free magazines they have everywhere.

California Jogger Who Runs in Phallic Patterns

Claire Wyckoff, a California copywriter and comedian has spent the last few month running penis shaped routes on her Nike + GPS app. Other shapes Wyckoff has run include a Corgi, a middle finger and an attempt at George Washington that Wyckoff said ended up looking more like a Mennonite The winner of the GPS art, of course, is the five mile penis.

See, the chicks have been lying to dudes. Size does matter.

Didn't Belushi drop that one shortly after/before "did we give up after the germans bombed pearl harbor"?

Any woman who says it doesn't is giggling inside to the guy she's saying it to.

Especially when they ask "How does this look" or "do I look fat in this" yeah, tell me size doesn't matter after one of those fucking traps!