Look, I'm trying to figure out how to take a picture with my phone through a pair of bino's. I'm working on it.

You know, you could just walk down the street and knock on a door. It ain't rocket science.

Jerry Seinfeld mentions that he has a sister in the episode "The Chinese Restaurant" but he never mentions her again in any episode.....Where did she go? Maybe the dingo ate her

We are talking about boobs here. Take this to the shit that no one cares about in Seinfeld thread.

Then I might need a lawyer, maybe a few. Personal injury, defense, divorce...are you a 1 stop shop?

Elaine has boobs

Absolutely. All three of those are right in my wheelhouse.

That she does. And they're real and they're spec . . . oh, wait, wrong character.

There was one episode where Elaine lost a button on her shirt and everybody was trying to look at her cleavage. Teri Hatcher had the real and spectacular rack but in Lois and Clark and in Desperate Housewives they were quite ordinary. She probably had to sell them to pay lawyer Jackie

The largest crocodile in the world in captivity stretches 18 feet long, weighs 2,200 pounds, is an estimated 111 years old, goes by the name of Cassius (as in Cassius Clay), and would probably eat its owner if given the chance.