Fact: Birds favorite color to shit on is gray.

My truck now looks like a spotted owl.

They like green Chevy trucks too

Bought my BF one of these for his birthday last fall. Sat in a deer stand with him laughing as he failed at taking pics thru his binoculars.....he says it works good.....if you are truly looking for one.

http://www.cabelas.com/product/Cabe...=GoogleProductAds&WT.z_mc_id1=03691223&rid=20

Yes, Yes this is what I need. Buy me one please. Rush shipment to the Streeter apt in chicago

Looks like you will be needing a lawyer after all

A litter of kittens is called a kindle

kin·dle 2(kndl)
A brood or litter, especially of kittens. See Synonyms at flock1.
intr.v. kin·dled, kin·dling, kin·dles
To give birth to young. Used especially of rabbits.
[Middle English kindelen, to give birth to, from kindel, offspring, from OldEnglish gecynd; see kind2.]
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

September is National Biscuit Month

According to script notes on display for the 75th anniversary of Gone With the Wind Clark Gable's most famous line was almost replaced with: "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Hoot."

Lake Baskal in Siberia, the deepest lake in the world, contains so much water that it would take 40 years for the Mississippi River to fill it.