1. He turns 71 today. I'd say happy birthday but with his slobbering ill feelings towards LSU, I'd rather say happy retirement. :helmet:
  2. He's annoying for sure but I'll wish him a Happy Birthday. Now Desmond Howard? Not so sure.
  3. What in the world do you get a rich 71 year old midget for his birthday ?


  4. a bib?
  5. a cure for alzheimers
  6. my vote is to give him a retirement check (but the bib was a good idea too - otherwise he may break a hip when he slips and falls on his own spittle).
  7. His depends will break the fall. They are good for that you know. :shock: