1. When the operator asked who's calling, he should have said it was his son, Buster Nutt.
  2. Don't forget his two daughters.....Spits and Swallows
  3. This is the Arkansas State Police. Please put your mother on the computer.
  4. If I was a girl I'd be named Squisha.
  5. Yeah, and the OU band is at the Hilton, chances are the teams are in different hotels, but both are big so it wouldn't surprise me!