1. we can get Ron Cooper back, even though a few coaches hated him. Tight ends should flourish in this offense and the offensive line isnt bad, but they could be better.
  2. Harry Potter is a Barkevious Mingo fan.
  3. Barkevious Mingus, of Griffindor, invented the spell "bullis rushimus", which renders his opposition laid out in pain, contemplating his life's decisions that led him to such a dire fate.
  4. I was in the same boat as you.

    Happy we made a move since Studwara was a complete joke as OC (was in over his head just like the co-DCs of 2008). Happy he was a QB coach, so I knew we would get better with Mettenberger. But did not see this big of an improvement.
  5. You know, now that I think of it, his name sounds like an incantation. Just hold your wand aloft and chant "Barkevious Mingo" and the spell creates a purple and gold flash that streaks out the wand and flattens anyone that opposes you.... The only downfall is sometimes this spell jumps out of your wand before the snap..er uh spell is spoken.
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