1. hehe, well, the way i see it car accidents kill so many people, i figure i take my chances in the subway. the day i sold my car was the day my life became alot safer. you cant drive anywhere without seeing people massacred in wrecks.

    last week a woman was basically cut in half getting stuck between a platform and a train. also the new thing is for kids to climb on top of trains and surf them. then they get knocked off and run over by the next train.

    still though, cars are where the danger is.
  2. yikes!!
    Kids actually do that?
    Wow, I wonder where the parents are?
  3. So thats how they get 2 girls for every boy in Surf City.

    "We're goin' to surf city cause its 2 to 1, you know we're goin' to surf city gonna have some fun,

    Two girls for every boy" The Beach Boys
  4. to take the two things i pointed out, the woman getting cut in half, and the kids surfing trains, and to come up with the beach boys song......man you have a unique brain.
  5. Do you know anybody on David Letterman's staff? Can you get me a job writing for his show?