1. "While investigating the report, another resident called reporting observing the naked male, who was reportedly aroused, standing in their driveway in heavy rain, holding a plastic bottle. The bottle contained cooking oil, according to his arrest report."
    I think that is the best paragraph in this forum.
  2. The thread that keeps on giving. Maybe my finest work ever!
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  6. "Yea, and I'm NASCAR driver Dick Trickle".