1. 'twas the night before shaq and kobe
    and all through the forum
    not a poster was stirring,
    nor any signs of bad decorum

    the rants were exhausted,
    long before this fine day
    the only thing possibly omitted,
    is that les, john brady and even smoke may be gay

    all the posters were snug,
    in their parent's small basements
    with hopes of an upgrade,
    to the next room adjacent

    though such a day won't come,
    it does not really matter
    since far up above,
    there came such a clatter

    what the hell was that noise,
    who on earth could that be?
    it must be that fat ass santa,
    finally delivering my HD tv

    oh hell no it wasn't,
    it was my ex-slut again
    asking where were those back-payments,
    much to my chagrin

    I hate common law,
    its the worse thing ever
    i should have shot her long ago,
    when i took her hunting in that bad weather

    though i believe in due process,
    LA's napoleonic law still sucks
    oh what i would give,
    for just one hard you know what

    though her looks are very good,
    in the end it does not matter
    there comes such a day,
    a common-law wife you should batter

    as i recount my blessings,
    amongst all my tigerforums friends
    i realize things are better,
    than before they had been

    although all you losers,
    are pretty much virtual
    it beats the hell out of begging,
    for a god damned prenuptial


    merry christmas fools..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    let's hope the current one doesn't happen upon this.
  2. You're up pretty early on Christmas Day...Nervous that Santa forgot your house?
  3. and I thought i had issues...Merry Christmas, Tirk
  4. Classic. :hihi:
  5. :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

    Happy Holidays, you losers!

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