Fuck them; I mean, bless their hearts.

Squeal like a pig

??? idk

I recognized the satire before I even checked the link.

Ditto.

Never say never...

Have you ever been above the Mason Dixon line? The South doesn't have a patent on dumb rednecks.

Those are hillbillies boy.

That's OK. I've lived in a bunch of different states and been to that shitty place a number of times, can't say I'm very complimentary of any of them, either. Scenery is one thing, people are another. Most can go pump themselves.

No hillbillies in Wisconsin son.