I told that one to somebody and after 5 or 6 attempts I had to explain it and he still didn't get it.
A fleeing Arab, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab said, "My thirst is killing me. Please, do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $75. This one goes very nicely with your robe. "The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!" OK," said the old Jewish man, "it doesn't matter that you don't want to buy a tie. I will show you that you haven't offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!" The Arab staggered away toward the hill and disappeared. Six hours later the Arab came crawling back to the Jewish man's table. The Jewish man said, "I told you, the restaurant with the water is about two miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?" "I found it," rasped the Arab. "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie!"
Not exactly a joke but funny as hell. Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood can't wait for season 3 of House of Cards http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news...ons-in-house-of-cards-birthday-spoof-20140816
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. "I'll take a beer," he tells the bartender, "and one for the road."
Red's joke about the Arab and the old Jew was great. He must have fired his joke writer. @wrjay should stick to lawyer jokes
