1. my experts have made a note of your comment, and they have deducted a half point from your QCPP rating.

    :eek:ldskule:
  2. You get zero QCPP points for any Nick at Nite post. :D
  3. No problem. I'll just get my experts to do the same.
  4. please. your experts dont know nothin bout the QCPP™ . they probably think i made it up.
  5. My experts use the VORP, or Value Of Replacement Poster formula. It is a complex mathematical formula that establishs a baseline for comparison of a group of average run of the mill posters and medium level posters and and calculates the EQQ (Excess Quality Quotient) based on how much excess value over the baseline posters. I don't begin to understand it but but my experts tell me that my VORP rating went up .032943 just because of this post.
  6. I actually have a job that pays me to post on the internet.
    The more posts I make the more $$$$ I make.

    Its part of a study on internet chat rooms, in some cases I go on as 2 different people with 2 opposite views and start and argument with myself
    and wait as others join in on the topic and attack either character.

    I have submitted this idea for a sitcom comedy this upcoming season and waiting for a response from the producers... :shock: :grin:
  7. Back off Bowie.

    Dude is hooked up with freaking IMAN, and he still jams like a MOFO....

    ...his last three CD's are GREAT - unlike the Stones, or ANY OTHER OLD ACT...

    ...saw him two months ago in San Jose and will see him again in 2 weeks in Berkeley in a 2500 seat auditorium...

    ...have seen him live 6 times and every time dude gets better...

    And besides, my wife thinks he's cool, and she thinks I'M COOL...

    ...so - back off jack.... :D
  8. Uh, . . . it was a joke dude.

    No one is complaining. It's a funny thread. I was bustin' Sourdough's balls.
  9. LIFE IS NOT A JOKE YOU FREAKIN' LOSER!!!!!!

    THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SH*T!!!!!!!!

    GET BACK ON THE RITALIN NOW!!!!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  10. So are you doing that on here.....If so, I have narrowed your other personality down to 3 possibilities

    Snorton
    TNT
    msully