Very un-'Merican.

buttering me up isn't gonna work Tiga, I'm not going to buy any of your "Turtle Acres" land.

I know what you're going for here but he violated just about every ethical standard possible. Not to mention he was a gump.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was a far superior human being and much more capable of understanding the ability of the human mind.

You would if he was growing pot.

Well Spandex or not, WOW! Viva Latino!

or I could go to a store and buy some

One kind of green is better than the other.

money, phooey

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