@shane0911 , This is where I earn my 15%. I help devise a plan, so you don't get caught. I'll provide an airtight alibi as well, just in case you do get caught.
Give a brother a break. I was trying to make some real money. Of course, if a defense attorney is needed . . .
I am depressed tonight. John Pinette, one of the funniest comedians of my generation...found dead tonight at age 50.
The best comedians die before their time. Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Greg Giraldo, John Candy, Belushi, Farley, on and on.
Can we count this? The creative minds behind Archie Comics say Archie will sacrifice himself to save a friend in an upcoming issue. Betty or Veronica?
The Ultimate Warrior has passed away just after being inducted into WWE's wrestling hall of fame. Godspeed.
