No one here gets out alive. Jim Morrison. Dead of old age at 27

In Jim's case he worked really hard to make it happen early.

Frey blamed his health problems on years of "burgers and beer and blow and broads." Now there is one less vacancy at the Hotel California.

Shit, I'm a snort of coke away from being Glenn Frey

You're going to have to do a hell of a lot more than 1 snort.

In the notorious serial murderer category, I give you...Derrick Todd Lee...
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/louisiana-serial-killer-derrick-todd-lee-dies-official-36424680

May he eternally roast in hell...

It's too bad he spent the whole time in solitary confinement on death row and didn't get to experience some prison justice. We can only hope that at this very moment he is being jabbed in every orifice with white hot pitchforks by his personal demons throughout all eternity.

Abe Vigoda

Damnit. I think I liked him best on Barney Miller

Tessio for me.


Tell Mike it was only business.

I'm a burger away.