Next celebrity death

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by islstl, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. RHans405

    RHans405 Let's Roll

    Was he a celebrity?
     
  2. Richdog

    Richdog 02 Cecilia alumni champs

    of course.
     
  3. Richdog

    Richdog 02 Cecilia alumni champs

    even Sophia knows Jayne has her beat.
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  4. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

  5. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

    I ran across this obituary today in the newspaper...I hadn't heard anything from him in a very long time...very sad to hear of his demise.

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
    been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
    his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
    remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
    - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
    - Why the early bird gets the worm;
    - Life isn't always fair;
    - and maybe it was my fault.
    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
    than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
    His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
    overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
    charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
    from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
    reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
    that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
    It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
    consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not
    inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
    abortion.
    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
    criminals received better treatment than their victims.
    Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
    burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
    realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
    lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
    Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by
    his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

    He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
    I Know My Rights
    I Want It Now
    Someone Else Is To Blame
    I'm A Victim



    I reviewed every post and not one of us had common sense !! :grin:
     
  6. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

    Did you think we'd miss it the first time you posted it? :hihi::hihi:
     
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  7. Nutriaitch

    Nutriaitch Fear the Buoy

    nah, i think ole common sense pulled a Pope John Paul II and died twice
     
  8. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

    I didn't even see that it was posted twice. I don't know how that happened. usually a window pops up saying the post already exists.:insane:. (I'll try to delete it...that is if I have enough common sense)
     
  9. houtiger

    houtiger Founding Member

  10. RHans405

    RHans405 Let's Roll

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