1. He's in good health, but is ancient -- Bob Barker.

    Give me Barker, Pat Summerall and Hulk Hogan as the longshot. Dude has done so much roids. His current stress will kill the heart soon.

    John Madden will probably eat himself into a coma now, too, with no games to cover.
  2. Seems like Tirk is the commish here, so I don't want to step on his toes, but:

    Mike Tyson (currently 43)

    Over/Under him making it to 62.

    Muhammad Ali (currently 67)

    Over/Under him making it to 71.
  3. Whats the over/under on something happening to one of us for joking about something like this????:hihi:
  4. kiefer sutherland
    lenny dykstra
    phillip seymour hoffman

    4200:1

    thanks
  5. Last time I checked the bible, it was 1:1.
  6. Chevy Chase....after he has another show that BOMBS they might find him hanging in a closet
  7. I'll take the John Wooden, Barbara Bush and Elizabeth Taylor trifecta please.

    Cha-ching :lol:

    :crystal::geaux::crystal::geaux:
  8. Roslyn Carter already looks dead.

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    All these old women still look much better than the hag on the right!
  9. I'm guessing one of the talentless Olsen twins will OD soon.

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  10. I am running with age for the easy cash. Tirk is right, chicks live longer. Tirk is also wrong, johnlsu is not a celebrity. :nope:

    Eli Wallach 1915
    John Forsythe 1918
    Ernest Borgnine 1917

    Bonus points for a chick pick:

    Barbara Billingsley 1915