Next celebrity death

also really large lohan-style breasts never really work for women over 25. unless they are mariska hargitay, or that italian woman in the matrix movie.

 

Or Sofia Vergara or Salma Hayek. I think both are 40
(years old...not bust size)

 

She's been sober for a week















too soon?

 

Nah. She's already had her People cover.

 

I read Wednesday her parents claimed she died from not drinking. Ie quit too soon. Yeah I believe that.


Let's overlook the heroin and coke.

 

I see the parents were part of the problem.

 

So long, Hightower...

News from The Associated Press

 

i forgot to mention Hideki Irabu ****ing hung himself a week or two ago. gotta give it to those japanese guys. they have honor. he probably couldnt deal with that 5+ ERA after being deemed the next nolan ryan many years ago.

he did this in his nice estate in Rancho Palos Verdes outside of LA.


of course this is probably one of the few times hung and japanese guy were used in the same sentence.

 

It was used incorrectly. Irabu hanged himself.