Q:What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline? A:You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic? A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic. Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common? A: They both get smoked in a bowl. Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot? A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.) Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend? A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin. Found these online. :thumb:
