A loving tale of Auburn Woe RAMAH Says ... Les Miles and Less Smiles long gone Pledge your allegiance to Ed Orgeron* A long road ahead and rows to furrow We march to the Plains led by Burrow Aranda’s Defensive Bandits did shine As they three n’ out Stidham’s behine Turnovers mountin adding up to three Long game for Gus, robbed of victory Auburn fans just weep as they whine Waiting for the big come from behine But a rally never comes on da Plains A 1,000,000 Auburn undy $#!+ stains All shouting over let’s have a smoker All Tigers Toast Stidham’s big choker Smoke ‘em with class not like a Bitch Cuz midfield karma makes yo ass itch If we win big do we: A) Hold a smoker at midfield B) Get the hell out with class C) Jack jaw after the game and smoke em later D) Say a prayer to the FB gods who love us
Precisely ... Evil Voodoo curse was placed upon Big Ears and a special place in Hell awaits for the smokers ... We take care of business and get our flock outta there ... SHOCK STIDHAM EARLY & OFTEN
22-21 ... Flags kept it close for AU & earned them 14 The march to the SEC West title begins in two weeks at home with OLE PISS
