Col. Reb wanted some smack talk. Let's let 'r rip! Q: Why don’t Ole Miss grads use 911 in an emergency? A: Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.
What's the difference between Ole Miss fans and God? Ole Miss fans have more money and God wears purple and gold.
How can you tell when you are getting close to Ole Miss? If you stop to take a piss, the cows back up to the fence
Oh, so we're on cheerleaders? What's the difference between a catfish and an Ole Miss cheerleader? One is slimy and smelly and has whiskers, the other is a fish.
How do you get the ole Miss grad off your porch Pay him for the Pizza What does the Ole Miss Grad call the LSU grad 5 years after graduation Boss
How do you get a LSU cheerleader into your dorm room? Walk across campus with a bucket of cow feed, place the bucket in the dorm room, grease the door frames to the room and shove that fat butt when she sticks her head in for the feed.............just kidding LSU fans. You have and have always had some of the most beautiful cheerleaders in the nation.
All LSU fans know there is a train track close to TS. OM and LSU were playing. It was the first half. The train blew it's whistle as it passed. OM thought it was the end of the half and left the field. LSU kept playing...13 plays later, they scored. Had to go for it twice on fourth down. Both times, it took a measurement. The last time, on the touchdown, there was a review. After five minutes of review, it was ruled as a touchdown due to indesputable evidence. BTW.........Thanks to all my Tiger friends here that know I am just having fun,,,,,,,,,,,,
