You don't have to be so sickeningly apologetic, Reb. This is trash talk.

Jerk.

(I love you too. Don't tell anybody.)

How do you compliment an Ole Miss fan?

Nice Tooth

Why did Ole Miss have to cancel the Christmas play last year?

They couldn't find three wise men

What do Sperm and Ole Miss graduates have in common?

Both have a one in a million chance of succeeding

Why don't Ole Miss fans let their children play in sand box?

Cause the damn cats keep covering them up!

Ole Miss Football.

Do you old timers remember the guy (can't think of his name to save my life) that used to post a derogatory poem about Ole Miss every year the week before the game? That's the only time he posted, but those poems were funny as hell. He hasn't posted one in at least 3 years, maybe longer. I'm sure someone that's been around a while remembers this.

You're not thinking of Ramah are you?

Nah, not ramah. The only time this guy posted was the week of the Ole Miss game. Ramah was a regular until he was 'killed' in Katrina.

Hmm. Guess I don't remember.....or I never knew lol.

Me either. I was hoping somebody would.

It isn't really poetry, but were you referring to Bestbank Tiger and the "Annual Treatise on Why Ole Miss Sucks" series? I still like to dig up the "which of the following does not belong" category every year.