A wildlife biologist would be shocked to see an alligator in the middle of a forest.

they need to dress him up with that **** eating grin that all of their basketball players ahve. i guess we would have to gel its hair too.

this is probably true.

Perhaps that's the best place to skin a gator. I wouldn't know. I do know that's about the only place you can find a tree big enough to string up that thing.

And I was in my 5th year of teaching already...wow...