1. Tugboats to turtle sex? I'm not often stomped but you did here.
  2. I bet Bengal makes fuck-faces like that- or used to. Gumbo would to, if he could ever get some.
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  3. I'd make that she-turtle holler
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  4. I bet the other turtles would shell out some money to see that.
  5. Ninja, please
  6. turn the fn channel mo-ron. jesus christ.
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  7. damn you lucky boy. coulda been much worse.
  8. sounds like some modern day mark twain meets 50 shades. im in.
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  9. I did....mo-ron. Jesus was busy fulfilling orders for Ivanka's dress.