Nick Saban was arrested yesterday evening for assaulting his wife. She had asked him what time it was and she said 9 to 6.:hihi:
LOL. You will now get more hits on your thread than my masterpiece, below. It's all in the title. LOL
This is how I posted it on FB: Breaking SEC News: Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban arrested for physically assaulting his wife, Terry. Apparently the altercation occurred after the 5th year coach asked his wife what time it was. She asserts that he "snapped" after she replied "9 to 6."
I would try a different line besides "Assaulting his wife" for some reason spousal abuse really isnt that funny....
That's not what I heard at all. Terry was arrested. When Nick jumped up to slap her, she kicked him for a field goal.
She was aiming for the door but kicked him wide left...he flew into the gold statue of himself holding the 2011 BCS National Championship trophy thus shattering it.
What's really gonna be funny is all the crying gumps, just like the fairy crying during the game, when lil dicky Nicky packs his chit to go fix Penn state's problems. They will have to add a suitcase to his statue. I can't wait till that day. It's gonna be great to see the gump meltdown. Please lord, please let it happen. It's going to be sooo funny. I hope we get plenty of pics.
