From SI's TnR

What's wrong with Sosa's face?

Sammy Sosa tells friends he is comfortable in his own skin. But a widely circulated photo of the former Cubs slugger makes his skin color appear several shades lighter. "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson," said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa. Sosa was photographed recently during an appearance at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white."
Chicago Tribune

Sammy Sosa, Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

here's another.

plus, and we thought clm's hat was high.

Anyone else notice how disproportionate the girls boobs are before the whiteness of Sammy?

so sammy was shocked about the girls boobs, and the girl was like "this ain't no sammy sosa, he's too white."

Vitiligo.

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I clicked on that thinking it was the term for uneven breasts :hihi:

i noticed that. she needs to get her $$ back for that boob job.

what sammy?

everything about that woman is lopsided. boobs, smile, face, eyebrows, eyes and forehead.

I think it is an illusion created by Sammy's bicep getting hard. Just sayin