meh, much ado about nothing. A little wind and some rain. Sort of disappointing

Same here. The new skylights scoffed at that rain shower. The new windows laugh at that sprinkling. But the old roof did drop a ton more granules in my yard.

I was more than happy it was a "non-event." But all of the pictures on social media of people strapping mattresses to their cars was pretty funny.

I had a comforter on my car...

I don't blame you at all. Several of my friends down here by Wilson had their cars totaled in March.