1. Oklahoma, where we're pretty much all plain
    And the menses meat can sure smell sweet
    When Bob Stoopes comes along to lead the train
    Oklahoma,
    Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
    Sit alone and talk and watch a chickenhawk
    Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
    We know we belong to Bob's gland
    And the gland we belong to is grand!
    And when we say
    Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
    We're only sayin'
    You're doin' fine,
    Oklahoma!
    Oklahoma O.K
  2. How about Oooooooklahoma, where the wins come sweepin down the plains... ?
  3. Kill it before it breeds
  4. ...or Wiiiiillllddddcaaaaaatttttssss.
  5. How about Oooooooooooklahomo?