1. Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the

    children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers

    came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Little Johnny was being

    uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his

    father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off

    all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really

    good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him

    for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly

    set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny

    aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said

    Little Johnny, "He coaches Tennessee football, but I was too

    embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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