None, no matter what, perfection or bust. Hope you aren't the same way w your kids because they will hate you when they are adults.

I hope you don't exaggerate this bad in real life

Official Pumper's Song:

It's not an exaggeration. I just that me and only about 5 others have the stones to admit it.

Well, look who decided to show up

What about Never good enough for you by strung out.

Google - largest indoor concert

George Straight beat the stones out like a year or less ago. Kind of tells you how stupid Americans are.

Well my standards are high and my children hate me.

Ima give my kids a participation ribbon and only comment on the things they do right; nothing breeds success like patrons.

Do you mean Patrone? The tequila? That @LaSalleAve and @TigerTap have been drinking way too much of