1. I am sure you wife doesnt look like that.
  2. Generals should be bachelors. Then they could trade in on a late model from time to time with no scandal.
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  3. No, not quite.
  4. Yikes! That is all.
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  5. Hey, 40 years ago, he was the ugly one!

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  6. If I was him I woulda done it too, the affair lady is decent for a 40 year old and he is like60
  7. Wow...no kidding. Why is it that guys get better looking with age, and women just get old? Is it the money factor?
  8. Sucks to be a woman. I am twice as handsome as i was 15 years ago. Women my age can move along as i have no time for them.
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  9. Because we can still Have progeny and y'all cannot. So nature wilts y'all since sex with older women would be pointless in that regard. Most of the only ones that do are married and are obligated.

    I made all this up but I pretty sure it's right.
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  10. Yes but being twice as smart when you began retarded isn't all that much.
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