Alright, we're mixing monologues now; meeting adjourned.

Hey fellas, can't we just put this one tibet.

I, for one, am sick and tired of the lack of respect shown around here toward the Dolly Llama.

So I turned on Mike and Mike this morning, and couldn't believe it....they were playing the Dalai Lama monologue. Turns out some reporter got an interview with the Lama recently and actually asked him if he plays golf, referring him to his mention in Caddyshack. Once the interpreter brought him up to speed and he understood the context, the Lama replied - in perfect English - that he has never played golf, but used to be very good at ping pong. And now we know......the rest of the story.