1. Maybe he doesn't have the temperament to be an ump. He should find a new hobby.
  2. He'll be dictator of a small Central American country someday.
  3. Does that mean everyone got to run on the field and kick dirt on him?
  4. If I would have known this was even remotely close to within my power I probably would have tried it when I was an ump once or twice....not necessarily because it ever got that ugly, just because it's hilariously over the top.