That Marine should've known better than to allow himself to be put in a headlock by Chuck Norris. Wait, what am I thinking? Chuck Norris probably appeared in that hold out of thin air.
Chuck Norris goes where he wants, when he wants. Even then, the US wouldn't have to deploy him, because he would already be there, as he is omnipresent.
lets go ahead and shut the book on the chuck norris meme. it was fun while it lasted, but i think it has run out of gas.
