Yesterday the keyboard on my phone was smaller and floating in front of the text I was trying to write. I fooled around with the settings and go it to go back to qwertyouip. Except that it's not qwertyouip. It's qwertyouip.

The Y and the Z have traded places. Everything else is normal.

Might actually improve your spelling. No glasses required. Let er rip

qwertyouip = qwertyouip ?

did you mean qwertzouip, for the last one?

Yes

You need to put down the lotion bottle before you touch the keyboard.