I think Trumps ego is such that it would never let him be pissed dissed. If Biden did poop it would have been in some sort of special presidential depends developed for extended diplomatic occasions. I would be surprised if it hasn't happened before with previous presidents both 1sey and 2sey.
If both did happen I would say being peed on by a Russian hooker is worse based on my conviction that I would rather be the pooper than the pissee.

You read it wrong: One peed on a Russian hooker. One pooped in their pants.

I think Xiden had dementia and pooped himself.

Oops my misread, I pooped the post. I never have paid enough attention to the Trump story and to know the details.

Always sounded like bullshit. And actually I don't care what anyone does behind doors between consenting adults. Never should be part of the public narrative.

Hell, China Joe pissed his pants during the inauguration

Damn, I forgot about Bill. I coulda added that to the list.

Sticking a cigar inside of Monica is not in the ballpark of crapping your pants