News May Les be able to say this one day about Bama/Saban

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by FirstCoastTiger, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. FirstCoastTiger

    FirstCoastTiger FirstCoastTiger

    Gen. Robert Neyland

    "I was hired in 1926 with one mission: Beat Vandy. Thru '26 we were 2-19-2 vs the Dores. Since '27: 70-9-3. You're welcome."
     
  2. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

    I said in another thread that I would love for Saban to turn into Bama's Cholly Mac. He was that great coach who just couldn't beat LSU.
     
  3. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

    I want to see saban quit and move out of the conference because he has gotten so disheartened at his failures aginst miles. I want him to lose the next two in a row it miles, making it four straight games, and quit. Quit leaving the gump nation in tears and complete disarray like fl is now because of cum. I want lsu to break saban's spirit and force him out of the sec, thus causing a complete collapse of the bama football program. Several failed coaches following saban and a decade of bama finishing behind Mississippi state in the west would be absolutely phucking perfect.
     
  4. paducahmichael

    paducahmichael Tiger Band Class of '73

    I like the way you think.:miles:
     
  5. diamondheadtiger

    diamondheadtiger Founding Member

    Right, even if it's a year LSU don't win it, just rise to beat them ****ers and make sure they aint the ones who do...
     
  6. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

    And be caught in a video squealing about Miles :eek:


    Yeah, baby ... and if you're a poker player with Mett as your "ace in the hole" ... that's a "pretty possible" :yelwink2:

    :eek: ... you've spent the afternoon trolling Bama websites, haven't you Slick

    You're not getting the "royal treatment" that i get on the Bama websites, are you? :hihi:

    Bama fans are still butthurt about the 9-6 loss and are badmouthing LSU all over the place and praying that Arkansas or Georgia beats LSU next week because their MIGHTY DWARF and his bronze statue couldn't HOLD SERVICE in TORNADO VILLE ... wrote a poem about it

    This will calm you down Williams ... Consider it a bedtime story by Ole Uncle Ramah :hihi:

    The Legend of Little Nicky by Ramah

    Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
    Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
    Will you not live through the great abuse?
    Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

    Those Tigers of Auburn tanned your hide
    And Tigers of Miles took away your pride
    Spirits won’t mend when so badly broken
    Loyal words bout Nicky no longer spoken

    Grumbling began after that great game
    True love for Little Nicky never the same
    NAMATH and others secretly scheming
    To replace Little Nicky after his reaming

    Little red wagon wheels coming off fast
    Auburn rolled Nicky again in a late blast
    Little Statue of Bronze next to THE BEAR
    Do you now feel lost, & do you despair?

    Sexton gives you a call, he still loves you
    But inside you know he’s one of the few
    As another Capital One Bowl awaits you
    Christmas time is nigh and you’re so blue

    New Year comes with another bowl win
    But not on Bourbon Street, ain’t it a sin
    The rumors you’re leaving start to grow
    You’re all out of pay raises, time to blow

    Les Miles got his two million dollar raise
    Along with HIS national title and praise
    His damn strong Tigers rolled in Atlanta
    Nicky watched at home eating Mylanta

    Little Statue of Bronze next to THAT BEAR
    Did you see Miles coming & did you care?
    Will you not live through the great abuse?
    Beer Bottles crashing, the cursing profuse

     
  7. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

    That's 3 times you've posted your "poem". Needing attention?
     
  8. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

    Not really ... but would you like some? :eek:

    KyleK ... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... sounds kinda and rhymes with :shock:
     
  9. locoguano

    locoguano Founding Member

    Anyone else read this with a "Cajun Night Before Christmas" voice?
     
  10. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

    That would imply someone else read it.
     

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