"Corndogs" on the helmet - just kidding but would be funny

It is a reverse insult that screams, "Hey look at me, I'm a dumbass that can't tell the difference between the best tailgate food ever and kiddie/carnival crap."

Corndogs are fucking lame.

 

Not sure that I get the connection either...

I went to school at Iowa.... but I've probably had one corndog my entire life and that was when I once went to the Texas State Fair.

 

Bro, do you even state fair?

Hot dogs in general are wonderful. Any process that results in ground assholes and labia tasting amazing is a remarkable engineering feat. The corndog builds on this by adding a delightful spongy batter. A little dipping mustard and you are set.

 

Fuck Auburn and Alabama. Here's to not so big game Bob St. Oops getting back to a .300 winning pct. in BCS games and Jimblow Fisher kicking Auburn's ass.

 

That's a new one to me. I like it better than what I've been calling him "Big Game Boob".