Goals for tonight :
1Get in the red zone
2 Score
3 Keep them under 50
4 Win
If 3 of those 4 happen my nutz will still tingle.

What I want to know is why is this dog shit in prime time? By fourth qtr only people still watching will be Bama dad’s getting bj’s from their daughters.

Like the guy on ESPN Gameday said, "Why are we even picking this game?"

Maybe we haven’t had a pro athlete alum handing out C notes.....

Dude if you’re a Bama fan I wouldn’t be riding the sanctimony train. The only reason you cocksuckers haven’t been on probation more than SMU is your inbred fans would lynch the playerS blowing the whistle. Yep I did say LYNCH

I hope @LSUpride123 is loaded for boobies tonight!

Let’s shock the world tonight! Geaux Tigers!

Given to hyperbole often?

I wanna see the 2nd highest paid coach in college football earn his keep.

Hell of a catch by the Stanford WR. They are going to beat Washington @ Washington. Stick a fork in a PAC-12 unbeaten team going down. Hopefully more to follow.

This is the one we’re settling on, huh? I guess Tiga is a smidge better than a gump.