News 2014 DT Travonte Valentine Commits to LSU

Recruiting is sometimes based on potential. You can coach a 320lbs boy to keep low and teach him leverage and technique. …but you can't teach someone to be 320 lbs

Raisin Canes can take care of that

I think you meant double entree or "the big box"

Besides, I thought @tirk was the resident english teacher?

i think he's claiming double entendre because of the Canes part, Miami Canes Raisin Canes bah boom boom ching...

I think he was looking in a different direction, in fact I'd be surprised if he wasn't. That is a good one though.

He wouldn't last a week in a classroom before he'd kill a kid.

Oh come on, he has more resiliency than that

Alright. Two weeks.

You are making this too easy, I'm doing the best I can to not hit this one out of the park