"Allah" says no more US in '07? Hilarious...

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  1. NoLimitMD

    NoLimitMD Founding Member

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    http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1111980180248






    This is freaking hysterical. Discuss amongst yourselves, but few things can this sort of belly laugh outta me.
     
  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I believe Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi also advocates that idiocy be declared a form of intellect.
     
  3. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

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    If it's going to wipe out the entire lower 48, that's going to be one friggin' biga$$ tsunami. :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  4. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

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    Got my life jacket on. :hihi:
     
  5. Frogleg

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    I too have read the Koran and interpreted said passages, and Zaid's interpretation is unquestioningly wrong--i don't know what this guy was thinking. It really reads that Jacuzzis and inground ganite swimming pools will be all the rage in the US in 2007.

    I'm gonna beat the rush, and put one in now, the kind with a waterfall that shoots both water and flames. I've seen one and they are fantastic. :thumb:
     
  6. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    yunno the bible predicts all sorts of stupid things too.
     
  7. tiger fan 2001

    tiger fan 2001 Founding Member

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    Not sure if the predictions are wrong or the thorough analysis of these books are wrong.
     
  8. LSUDeek

    LSUDeek All That She Wants...

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    I'm sure I could count 231 verses from verse 1776 and find something in the Bible, too.

    *This is for all religions and spiritual traditions*

    Let the scriptures say what they say. Don't make them say what you want them to say!
     
  9. LSUDeek

    LSUDeek All That She Wants...

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    let's nuke and start over just in case they're right.
     

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