Analysis of Les Miles by EDSBS

PodKATT · Oct 8, 2009

some funny chit right here:

EDSBS Archive TESTING ONE MYTH RE: LSU FOOTBALL 2009

LSU fans know what you’re going to say: Les Miles was just winning with Saban’s players, and woooo aren’t you bullf**ked now, sonny boy! To Miles’ credit, he did not lose with Saban’s players, winning 34 games in three years and winning the most bass-ackwards of all BCS titles, the 2007 National Championship where Miles went for 895 4th and shorts, made 895 of them, put his salary on black on a riverboat casino, doubled it, and then pointed a fully loaded Glock to his head, pulled the trigger, and giggled as the hammer clicked down harmlessly without firing.
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islstl · Oct 8, 2009

That's our Les Miles.

red55 · Oct 8, 2009

Satire of Les Miles is more accurate.

LaSalleAve · Oct 8, 2009

Les Miles is Robert Deniro in the Deer Hunter :lol:

LSUtiger327 · Oct 8, 2009

If Saban was the architect who built the Mardi Gras float, decorated it, and then bolted the wheels on smoothly, Les Miles is the man who then took the float, loaded the thing up with boobs and beads, and took the wheel for a wobbly and occasionally irresponsibly fast and bumpy ride. Saban maintained a good steady level of total dickishness while at LSU; Miles, in contrast, is an engaging, gregarious sort happy to jaw with the media on a small level while shutting up on the big stage. (With notable and quotable exceptions.) Saban’s brand of football, while effective, has the feel of someone killing someone for money; Miles, on the other hand, would be the kind of dashing rooftop chase scene where one opponent, down to their last bullet, kills the villain mid-monologue while clinging one-handed off the nose of a gargoyle. It’s fun, but it will take years off your already bourbon and butter-shortened life.
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nice

islstl · Oct 8, 2009

We do like our bourbon and butter, I must say.

friedriches · Oct 8, 2009

red55 said: ↑

Satire of Les Miles is more accurate.
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Gotta keep in mind that EDSBS's job is to be satrical of all that is college football. They talk about LSU more than they talk about liquor (which is a lot).

They can be somewhat offensive- but they're a stinking riot. Funniest blog I've ever read. Keeps me in tears sometimes.

T-Time · Oct 8, 2009

He also had sex with a Snapper lawnmower on full blast just to prove a point. The blade on that thing was shredded.
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:lol::rofl::rofl:

Ellis Hugh · Oct 9, 2009

I love that site.

LaSalleAve said: ↑

Les Miles is Robert Deniro in the Deer Hunter :lol:
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It was Christopher Walken that had the lucky streak in Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter. He won so many times he became a local legend.

LaSalleAve · Oct 9, 2009

Ellis Hugh said: ↑

I love that site.

It was Christopher Walken that had the lucky streak in Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter. He won so many times he became a local legend.
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yeah but it was deniro who had the crazy laugh going on.

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Analysis of Les Miles by EDSBS

PodKATT Time to Put Your Pants On

islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

friedriches mr. t

T-Time Never Satisfied

Ellis Hugh Space Wrangler

LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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