1. I hear they're all out of bubblegum ... hey, so is LSU ... and we'd better be.

    This game is gonna be a 60-minute war. For the second straight week, the Tigers are in an SECCG elimination game. LSU's performance in the Florida win reeked of inconsistency and a lack of disciplined play. What a season! Anyone ever imagine LSU could win with 5 turnovers against Florida. Good thing Urban Meyer's Spread Option Attack turned out to be the biggest flop in the SEC this year ... outside of Miles coaching performance in the second half of the Tennessee game. THOSE SPREAD OPTION AFFICIONADOS STONED DRUNK FROM AN OVERDOSE AT THE URBAN MEYER PUNCH BOWL (and you meats know who you are) DESERVE THEIR DUE FLOGGINGS. Is Urban still in the "TOP 10" in College coaching ... DON'T HIDE ... TALK TO PAPA!

    That brings us to coaching, Auburn FB and one coach Thomas Tubberville. My peerless hatred for this joke of a human being is a matter of record. I still intend to piss on this animal's grave after I've smoked a fine Cuban cigar and stomped on his remains a while ... if they choose to desecrate any ground with a burial ... you Barners reading this better get the word to Tubby ...

    Word: cremation and a toxic waste disposal.

    But I have learned one thing about this animal. Ole Big Ears can flat out coach. Last year's 10-9 loss was one bitter pill. LSU didn't have 5 turnovers in that game, either. Even though the game was stolen from LSU on blown officiating, AU coaching kept them in a game where they were clearly overmatched in talent.

    This Auburn team won't need any more than 3 turnovers to whip LSU, and 2 will probably be enough, if they lead to 10 points. AU's smallish but quick and agressive, and they force turnovers. LSU will run on them, but we'll have to toast their butts early in the passing game to keep them from stacking the line.

    Again, mediocrity awaits LSU if they lose here. A loss here leaves LSU out. Out of the Western Division Title for another year ... Out of the SECCG for another year ... Out of the Top 10 ... Out of College Football Respectability!

    On the other hand, a win goes a long way for Miles here. Redemption 2/3 complete ... on to Tuscaloosa

    Let's hope LSU shows up to play and holds on to the ball this week. It'll be a nice change in things that's long overdue.

    Triple shot down! Rant over! Ramah out!
  2. Wow! An early morning raid. This topic will stay near the top during the course of this day.
  3. Also, I don't understand how time works on the site. I noticed Ramah's post was at around 2:30 am. After I posted it changed to 7:21am and my post says 9:30am which is way off.

    What gives?
  4. I'm sure T-ville stuffed another box of cigars in his duffle bag after reading about those 5 turnovers. Miles' pretty white cap will be an ashtray if he doesn't get things turned around.
  5. ramah .... check out that money line .... Auburn +210 is looking hard to pass up. What does the smart money know that we don't?

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  6. I hear they're all out of bubblegum....wasn't UF?

    And come on ramah, you betting against us to win virtually assures us of beating AU
  7. [​IMG] so true!

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  8. Ramah = [​IMG]

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  9. I've GOT to use this phrase at work sometime.
  10. Damn, ramah. You're beginning to get reasonable in your old age.