Auburn Urinates in Seats

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  1. Perple

    Perple Founding Member

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  2. lsugrad00

    lsugrad00 Founding Member

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    Damn I'd much rather allegedly smell like a corndog than stale urine. Way to go Auburn fan! I guess next year we'll need to pass out diapers with each Auburn ticket so they don't piss all over our stadium.
     
  3. Richdog

    Richdog 02 Cecilia alumni champs

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    yes, but they are so stupid, they urinate in their OWN seats!...not where the visitors sit.
    another reason to stand the whole game.:usaflagwa
     
  4. lsugrad00

    lsugrad00 Founding Member

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    I don't care who's seats they are pissing in I don't want them pissing in ANY seat in Tiger Stadium.

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  5. HittinZX2

    HittinZX2 Living to die laughing

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    If they "went" in their own seats I guess that crosses out crate training as a possible solution.
     
  6. khounba

    khounba Founding Member

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    Man what a game day experience. I'm sure glad we don't pee our seats.
    Just proves Death Valley is and always will be the best place to be on Saturday nights in the fall.
     
  7. LSUfan71

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    What is a corndog person anyway? If they're gonna call me one then I guess I need to know what it is.
     
  8. lsugrad00

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    some Auburn fan a couple years back posted an essay about LSU fans smelling like corndogs. So Auburn fans refer to LSU fans as corndogs and it gets the LSU fans who do smell like fried food all bent out of shape.

    I'm sure if you do a search for corndog on the board you can find the essay.

    If they had official rankings for the silliest derogatory terms 'corndog' would be third behind 'cracker' and 'honky'.
     
  9. saltyone

    saltyone So Mote It Be

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    They're joking, right?
     
  10. macatak911

    macatak911 CRAIG STELTZ = BEAST

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    i kid you not...

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    Graduates in Turfgrass Management have a wide range of career options, although most of our graduates do pursue a career as a golf course superintendent. Other graduates manage sod farms, maintain athletic facilities or work for landscape maintenance companies. Graduates with good grade point averages often go on to graduate school or are employed as Technical Representatives by chemical or turf supply companies.

    The Turfgrass Management Track in Agronomy & Soils shows no signs of slowing down - enrollment continues to increase, jobs are plentiful and starting salaries are competitive with those in other areas of Agriculture.
     

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