4th option: Both teams come down with contagious and uncontrollable diarrhea for next 5 months.

Beyond a sinkhole, A&M needs to win. I don't want Bama to back end another championship!

I'm pulling for A&M simply because I am so sick of the media slobbeing all over Saban's knob. Frankly, I think we can handle either team just fine this year.

This. If Bummer's only loss is to us, Saban will be kissin asses from one end of the country to the other trying to get into the championship game. With 2 losses in the division no chance!

Bama losing in the regular season doesn't mean squat about their championship chances, see the last two years.

With A&M up by 10 and on the 5 yd line with 5 secs left. Manziel gets his ass turned upside down with a late cheap shot. Penalized
And 1/2 distance to goal. Backup qb comes in and scores. Manziel is hurt. Bamas embarrassed. Gumps go on suicide spree.

That is my point, I want them to have 2 "un-wins".

You got a point there, but with Bama's luck they'd get a year like we did in 2007.

We did that to Bama in 2010 and it was glorious. They had just lost to South Carolina but still had a chance at the title...until they played us and lost to us again. And later again to Auburn for good measure

Wasn't 2010 their undefeated year?